WORDS OF WISDOM from the CHIEF PRESIDENTIAL LEGAL COUNSEL
9 02 2008
When asked by reporters as to what he thought of Rodolfo Lozada, Jr.’s testimony at the Senate on the ZTE controversy, Serge Apostol, without batting an eyelash, said:
“Drama-drama lang yan, crying boy (It’s mere play acting from a crying boy).”
“They say he’s a Chinese from the province. Bagay sa iyo ideport ka. Magulo ka dito (You should be deported because you’re troublesome).”
What a brilliant idea, Mr. Legal Counsel. You’re definitely an asset to the legal profession. No wonder President Arroyo has put so much trust on your legal expertise. Keep it up!
Pero baka magselos na si Gonzalez nyan..
(photo above courtesy of gmanews.tv)
musta na bai?
i hope the truth will come out this time with Mr. Lozada’s revelation. But it’s an uphill climb. Very steep.
Translation Guide :From GloriaSpeak To English
1)Let’s Move On: Forget the issue! Catch us if you can!
2)We Deny :You really didn’t expect us to tell the truth.
3)The Truth: There are many variants of Truth(our side, their side).There’s no such thing as The Truth.
4)Con-Con: Well,it’s THE CON GAME;to divert the public from the issue at hand.
5)Noli De Castro: The Antidote
6)Impeach Me: One-year immunization.
7)Where’s the Evidence?: Do you think we are that stupid to leave something incriminating behind?
Junket: Bonding sessions with 32 congressmen.
9)”Big Boy”: Sorry!That’s not a Direct link to Gloria.
10)The Pidals:Que Barbaridad!Not the Arroyos .Bueno,The Pidals are the ones who destroyed the much esteemed Macapagal name in history.Understood?
11) D Defensors: Mike and Tita Miriam ,the defenders of the Faith,legally and extra-legally.
12)Ronnie Puno:Is there a Doctor in the house?
13)Mr.Esperon:the uniformed Bodyguard.
14)Apostol: Madame WETNESS
15)Raul Gonzales: Kidney and Brain Transplants
16)Bunye Na,Saludo PA!: SPIN doctors
17)Abalos: The Ultimate Fall Guy
18)JDV:There’s a sucker born every minute!
19)The Masa: Ay Que Horror! After a photo op,”where’s my hand sanitizer?”.
20)The Filipino People:people with short memory (64kb memories:forgive and forget)
21)2010: Ano yun?
22)Presidential Pardon: “Let’s make a deal!”
23)Destabilizer: You do not agree with Gloria.
24)No one is above the law:Except Gloria
25)Jun Lozada: “I pray that’s not our tipping point!”