HOW TO BE A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN
If you want to be a law-abiding citizen, here are a few helpful tips:
1. Never talk ill, criticize or oppose the actions of President Arroyo. Praise her if need be.
2. Forget about Garci and the Garci tapes. He’s just a former Comelec official caught on tape having conversations with a woman whose voice sounded like that of Mrs. Arroyo. Nah, their discussions merely centered on how to manipulate the will of the electorate. No big deal. After all, everyone cheats during elections.
3. Be careful not to irritate the Justice Secretary unless you’re prepared to be suspected as a destabilizer.
4. Don’t get disgusted at the fertilizer funds scam. It’s just a meager 2.8 billion pesos allegedly used to reward politicians who supported the Administration in its bid to win in the elections at all cost. After all, Jocelyn Bolante is now in the U.S. enjoying his refuge at the San Pedro Detention Center in California.
5. Don’t support the personalities and groups out to challenge Mrs. Arroyo. Truth and accountability are no longer important these days. Besides, to borrow the words of Bong Austero, the opposition is merely a bunch of power hungry fools.
6. Don’t attend anti-Arroyo rallies or wear Patalsikin Na, Now Na! t-shirts or else Gen. Querol will not hesitate to arrest you for violating BP 880, unless of course you delight seeing yourself beaten black and blue by truncheon-wielding policemen.
7. Sign the People’s Initiative of the Sigaw ng Bayan (a.k.a. Bulong ng Malacañang). Visit their website and be counted as one of its 9 million visitors.
8. Don’t support the impeachment. It’s a waste of precious time for your Congressman. Better write a letter to Tita Cory and post it in your blog if you have one.
9. If you’re a Catholic Bishop, befriend the Palace. Don’t imitate Bishops Cruz, Iñiguez and Tobias. They’re too meddlesome. But next time, please don’t accept cash “gifts” below 20,000 pesos. They’re too small compared to the millions the Congressmen received in last year’s impeachment.
10. Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil. Be indifferent and apathetic. Move on. Just imagine yourself living in Gloria’s enchanted kingdom.
NOTE: This is a previous entry originally posted on July 22, 2006. To read the links and comments, click here.
To whom it may concern;
Maayong GOOD MORNING!
Can u please help me…. gusto ko mag report about health & sanetation sa mga bakeries & restaurant here in iligan city. where i need to go… to complain this……. kase one of the bakery here they sale old bread.. nakabili ako maliban sa yong iba may amag na. may dumi pa ng daga. marami pa naman bumibili. parang wala silang pakialam or wala lang silang alam. please email me kung saan ito pwede e-report. kawawa kase yong mga tao na bili lang ng bili. nasa loob lang kase ng baranggay ang shop na ito.mga taga baranggay lang ang bumili. matagal na kase ito. pero now parang di ko na matiis na manahimik lang. kase kaninang umaga lang bumili doon yong nanay ko. ganon pa rin at yon nga may dumi ng daga na nakadikit doon sa bread. nakakadiri talaga. nanay ko kase sinabihan ko na hwag bumili doon. bumili pa rin sya kase mainit daw. e sa tingin ko ininit lang nila. tapos hinaloan nila ng bago. seguro yong hindi nabinta hini heat lang nila basta, gusto ko sana ma check na itong tindahan na ito.
hope you can help me about this problem.
MARAMING SALAMAT PO!
MAI