WHO ME?

 

Sorry, the bystander prefers not to disclose his identity for personal and professional reasons. 

Just as there are people who like to flaunt their wares to the public, there are also people who want to maintain some level of privacy in their personal lives.  Besides, my private life is too boring to merit your precious attention. 

Judge my entries for what they’re truly worth.  Criticize the message, not the messenger.  Deal?